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After being informed by my faithful butler Raymond that my ultimate goal (which is to sleep with every single person in whatever the hell the country I live in is), quite a difficult feat, would be made easier if I were to meet people over the internet so I can hack into their personal information and find out where they live I agreed with his theory and here I am now.

la introduction.
I am Jean Descole an artistic man of science (IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!) I am a very experienced whore archeologist and inventor and a french gentleman. And when I say gentleman I do not mean the mockery (that I shat my pants! :D) that batard Layton put on the word, I am a real gentleman.
I would write more but I am currently rather...indisposed.

I look forward to vous vissage becoming acquainted ~♥


Apr. 13th, 2012 01:35 pm (UTC)
Vous perdez votre temps avec la politique ou autre, avez-vous même s'envoyer en l'air là-bas?
Indeed, how 'conveniant'
Apr. 13th, 2012 05:06 pm (UTC)
Je suis attrayante et jeune, il est toujours temps pour les deux la politique et de la baise~
Oh, well, to be fair the good Professor was under the impression I was his apprentice, so you might have to take that up with the - how old is he, 11? - boy yourself if you believe you have exclusive claim to his... actions.
Apr. 14th, 2012 05:56 am (UTC)
Multitâche! Comment impressionnante, il faut appluad les efforts d'un ammatuer.
Oh. That is- understandable.
Haha I'll do that~
Apr. 14th, 2012 04:44 pm (UTC)
Amateur? Une fois que j'ai apporté la justice dans le monde, il y aura plus de temps pour changer cela.
Yes, I suppose all successful reporters may uncover truths in ways they were not expecting when they are researching an individual undercover. he wasnt even that good is what upsets me the most probs lol

Edited at 2012-04-14 04:44 pm (UTC)
Apr. 15th, 2012 11:51 am (UTC)
Oh vous êtes donc à rester un amatuer pour un temps très long! Pauvre de vous, je me bats pour ma justice avec beaucoup de temps pour le plaisir aussi! Mais je ne peux pas attendre autant d'un échec comme vous.

((the last bit translates to: but I can't expect as much from a failure like you.))

there are perks to the job then lol Oh yes it is interesting the clandestine information you uncover when stalking- researching people. and the lingere to steal too~
STFU BITCH! It's true but still, fuck you.

Oh and please don't use that picture, it is incredibly irritating, andnot at all flattering cant stand someone being more fabulous than me grr
Apr. 15th, 2012 04:34 pm (UTC)
Je suis heureux que je vous décevoir, doit signifier que je fais les choses correctement. Je ne vous vois pas réussir dans vos objectifs, autre que d'être une pute pas cher. :)

well it is very easy to sleep to get what you want. Information, Archive Passes, Weapons I would hardly say information is ever particularly interesting, it usually just perpetuates and reinforces what a corrupted cesspit of a world we live in, filled with people who care about nothing but themselves and their own agendas.
So jelly gosh. And only if you help me in some way otherwise no

Well, whatever gets you through the foolish embarrassment that is your pathetic and sorry existence.

Edited at 2012-04-15 04:35 pm (UTC)
Apr. 16th, 2012 01:06 pm (UTC)
Mais je ne suis pas en prison, je suis?
Dire une chose plus baise et je vais vous tuer très, très lentement.
Tu dis des mensonges complets et absolue, ce qui est pathétique vraiment. Et btw personne ne même vous payer, j'ai été proposé plus d'argent que vous pouvez imaginer (uhh bien de ne pas vous, mais un pédé pauvre)

Oh yes, it is the main way I manage to get hold of weapons and materials for my death machines. I could easily pay for them, but it's more fun this way~ true but information is very interesting when threats of it's release can be used as blackmail. I just love gossip, such a simple way to ruin people. A few words and their reputation is ruined forever :)
While your in prison awaiting your hanging Im living a life of luxury, and you say my existence is sorry? Not to mention that your only chance of getting laid is if you're raped (which I hope will happen bitch, it probably will) while I have half a country of opportunities. And also you're a venomous, murderous bitch without much time left to live and who is jelly of someone who is infinitely more fabulous. And a complete fail. :)
Apr. 19th, 2012 03:32 pm (UTC)
Je n'ai pas besoin de l'argent - même avec tout mon argent, je suis encore en place pour une pendaison. Je vais coucher avec quelqu'un si elles peuvent m'aider, pas avec n'importe qui comme une prostituée.

I prefer to deal in hard facts and covered secrets rather than petty gossip.
I am not awaiting my hanging, I am planning for escape. I repeat, I shall not be hanged. I c c a n t
I won't die before the injustice in the world has been righted - or at least until every single person pays for the neglect and cruelty they bring upon the world. But I am sure I can squeeze your demise into my schedule. You had better hope I don't find you.
oh my god I don't bloody well see what business that is of yours.
Fabulous? Ha! Well if throwing a thrift store's lace scraps onto your suit constitutes as fabulous, then certainly, that you are.
Apr. 20th, 2012 02:31 pm (UTC)
Pas si puissant plus êtes-vous? Avec votre grand grand ... compte bancaire, vous pouvez même pas acheter votre liberté et votre vie. Pauvre désespérée que vous.
Je ne suis pas une prostituée. Ce n'est pas ma carrière c'est ce que je fais pour les loisirs. Peut-être si vous aviez mieux ... connexions comme moi vous ne seriez pas dans cette situation. J'aurais été laissé libre instantanément (c'est Chelmey et Barton qui ont arrêté vous droit? Oh oui, ils me laisseraient libre)
((The first bit is 'not so powerful now are you?' and ' you can't buy your freedom or life.))
Well whatever methods suit you~
Oh we'll see about that. And you really aren't in the position for threatening me. I have people both in jail and the law force who I could get them to have you hanged sooner, or killed. So if I were you I'd shut that pretty little mouth of yours.
Like I said, gossip is my expertise. I could spread some lovely rumors about you to ensure you're abused, so, don't fuck with me.
For your information my suits are designer made in Paris. >:/
Apr. 21st, 2012 03:47 am (UTC)
Loisirs? Avez-vous jamais aspirer à un plus grand dessein? Ou êtes-vous tout simplement avec un contenu pauvre existence?
Pah! Connexions n'ont pas d'importance lorsque le gouvernement lui-même est corrompu. Il est clair que vous ne se soucient pas de la façon dont les choses devraient être.

Well that hardly surprises me, given the state of the world. Humans are but a pathetic extension to the general decay that society thrives on, it is hardly a surprise you wallow in it.
The hanging is a public affair, the media is enjoying the coverage. I doubt our tenacious and generous Prime Minister would be very pleased if his big celebrations would be brought forward any closer than they already are.
But it won't happen.
And I have my wits about me. And an even sharper blade. So they may try, but I will rise above everyone in this disgusting, diseased world.
I don't see what you could say that would make matters worse. I will not be here for longer, I cant
Well well, money and continental design can't buy style, it seems.

Edited at 2012-04-21 03:54 am (UTC)
Apr. 21st, 2012 10:54 am (UTC)
Il n'y a pas «objectif supérieur» pour le monde que je veux, je ne se soucient pas de quoi que ce soit à moins qu'il ne me profite. Mon existence est loin d'être maigre! Et vous êtes à peine un pour parler, votre existence n'a qu'un seul but, votre fou, l'objectif unnatainable.
Mais avec des connexions au sein du gouvernement, je peux corrompre la façon dont je veux qu'il corrompu. Comment les choses. Devrait être ... ha! Ils ne le sera jamais, et franchement c'est plus pratique de cette façon!
((Skinny = meager. 'And you can't talk.' 'your crazy unattainable objective'))

What else is there but humans? Of course I immerse myself in their affairs, so that I might gain more information or manipulate them into helping me. I help the decay of society, as it benefits me.
True it might be difficult, but there are simpler ways I could have you taken care of. A knife in the back. Poisoned meal. Gang bashing in the showers. There are plenty of people who would be glad to assist me in your demise.
Ooh who got to you first? I put money on Rapey, please tell! :D ((Descole's a great guy! :D))
I'm very creative, there are many different ways I can think of making your life torment. (well more so anyway)
oh no you didn't!

Edited at 2012-04-21 11:08 am (UTC)
Apr. 22nd, 2012 01:36 am (UTC)
Ugh. Je n'aurais jamais descendre si bas que pour aider le gouvernement en aucune façon, même si elle était de les changer. Il est inutile de tenter le changement au sein, la seule façon de la société sera comprendre, c'est s'il ya un impact.
Je vais atteindre mon objectif.

Pointless. When something rots, it is removed. this is a decaying society lol There is no point in consorting with people like that unless it is the means to an end. To pick and choose how you help or hinder is very selfish.
You think I don't know that already? You think that hasn't been attempted already before? How ignorant you are. I do what I must to survive, and I am still here.
Ha ha ha. Your mockery is pathetic.
Well good for you.
Apr. 22nd, 2012 10:55 am (UTC)
Il n'y a pas de honte à aider votre ennemi à votre avantage, puis de les détruire plus tard, quand ils n'ont plus une utilisation.
Je ne pouvais pas se soucie de la société d'aujourd'hui. Peut-être votre droit, mais vous sachant que je doute fortement.
(('but knowing you I highly doubt it'))

So? Caring about others is such a hindrance. Mitch is Clive, poor guy! I don't care about what happens to other people, they can only help, or get in the way, of my goal.
You have a very high opinion of yourself if you think I wouldn't succeed. You can only be lucky so many times.
*Fabs screech*

Edited at 2012-04-22 11:06 am (UTC)
Apr. 26th, 2012 03:27 am (UTC)
C'est peut-être la façon dont vous vivez votre vie, mais ce n'est pas comment je vais faire avancer les choses. Votre moquerie est gaspillée, votre existence est simplement prolongé jusqu'à ce que mon objectif final.

Oh, much the same here. I just find it pointless to be involved with anyone that is not directly related to my goal, and there is certainly no room for the use of anyone else further than as a tool. Unless they deserve worse.
Ah, "luck". Well the same goes for everyone. It is sheer intelligence and determination that wins out in the end. Clearly the former is sorely lacking in your case, so we shall see.
Apr. 26th, 2012 11:19 am (UTC)
Très bien alors. il me distraire de vous regarder échouer. :)
Vider chérie menaces. Vous ne fera pas un jour sortir de prison.
(('it will amuse me', not distract. How come yours always translate properly??))
Yes, there are certainly only two uses for people. As tools or entertainment.
Oh we're so alike. The 'joy'. :/
I don't know. Sheer dumb luck must have been in play for a moron like you.
Petty insults from a ((I asked mum for a word and she said schnurcks. I give up lol,) fucker like you really are pathetic

Edited at 2012-04-26 11:23 am (UTC)
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