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After being informed by my faithful butler Raymond that my ultimate goal (which is to sleep with every single person in whatever the hell the country I live in is), quite a difficult feat, would be made easier if I were to meet people over the internet so I can hack into their personal information and find out where they live I agreed with his theory and here I am now.

la introduction.
I am Jean Descole an artistic man of science (IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!) I am a very experienced whore archeologist and inventor and a french gentleman. And when I say gentleman I do not mean the mockery (that I shat my pants! :D) that batard Layton put on the word, I am a real gentleman.
I would write more but I am currently rather...indisposed.

I look forward to vous vissage becoming acquainted ~♥


Apr. 26th, 2012 03:27 am (UTC)
C'est peut-être la façon dont vous vivez votre vie, mais ce n'est pas comment je vais faire avancer les choses. Votre moquerie est gaspillée, votre existence est simplement prolongé jusqu'à ce que mon objectif final.

Oh, much the same here. I just find it pointless to be involved with anyone that is not directly related to my goal, and there is certainly no room for the use of anyone else further than as a tool. Unless they deserve worse.
Ah, "luck". Well the same goes for everyone. It is sheer intelligence and determination that wins out in the end. Clearly the former is sorely lacking in your case, so we shall see.
Apr. 26th, 2012 11:19 am (UTC)
Très bien alors. il me distraire de vous regarder échouer. :)
Vider chérie menaces. Vous ne fera pas un jour sortir de prison.
(('it will amuse me', not distract. How come yours always translate properly??))
Yes, there are certainly only two uses for people. As tools or entertainment.
Oh we're so alike. The 'joy'. :/
I don't know. Sheer dumb luck must have been in play for a moron like you.
Petty insults from a ((I asked mum for a word and she said schnurcks. I give up lol,) fucker like you really are pathetic

Edited at 2012-04-26 11:23 am (UTC)
Apr. 26th, 2012 02:16 pm (UTC)
Les petits esprits s'amusent à petites misères. Bon que vous en profiter pendant que ça dure.
Nous verrons.
((ooooh of course, Cherie is Darling! As In "Mon Cherie", My Darling. Awesome fact for the day. And they do because I am fabulous and also because I probably never double-check them--The first line, "play" is "amuse" and "petty troubles" is "Little Miseries" haha))
Well I suppose that is one way of putting things, if that's how you like to carry yourself.
Alike? You're comparing yourself to me? Ha! How insulting.
Believe what you will, your vehemency merely temporarily disguises your lack of use in this world. Do you even have a purpose? Unless it is sitting on here arguing with your betters, you appear to be failing rather badly. Now that is pathetic.
Apr. 28th, 2012 11:48 am (UTC)
«Bien qu'il dure« salope s'il vous plaît, je vais durer beaucoup plus longtemps que vous voudrez! Vous êtes personne à qui parler, pris au piège dans votre propre peu de fantaisie.
Oui, nous allons :)
((Every one of mine stuffs up, but you never check yours and theyre fine! Trolled. :/ It's like chinese whispers, every message changes slightly. 'last much longer than you will' not want))
It is the only way of any intelligence.
I wouldn't dream of something something as horrid as comparing myself to you.
I have more use than some maniac bent on murdering everyone. At least I bring happiness and interest to the lives of the pathetic people, which really aren't ever going to get better, no matter how many of them you kill. My betters?
You stupid little boy. Your absolute ignorance is pathetic and amusing to watch.


Jean Descole

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