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After being informed by my faithful butler Raymond that my ultimate goal (which is to sleep with every single person in whatever the hell the country I live in is), quite a difficult feat, would be made easier if I were to meet people over the internet so I can hack into their personal information and find out where they live I agreed with his theory and here I am now.

la introduction.
I am Jean Descole an artistic man of science (IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!) I am a very experienced whore archeologist and inventor and a french gentleman. And when I say gentleman I do not mean the mockery (that I shat my pants! :D) that batard Layton put on the word, I am a real gentleman.
I would write more but I am currently rather...indisposed.

I look forward to vous vissage becoming acquainted ~♥

Comments

tealala
Apr. 21st, 2012 04:09 pm (UTC)
Your unwarranted rage blinds you, I do not begrudge you your moments of irrationality, but they are hardly logical. You speak of me not listening, but it is you that does not appear to be listening to logic and reason, the two greatest of all governing factors.


Although everyone is keen to imply that a harmless friendship that I have been so careful to keep safe is in any way hurtful to Luke, I fail to see the logic behind the accusations.
And I fail to see what is so funny.
trollscole
Apr. 23rd, 2012 06:48 am (UTC)
HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH THINGS ABOUT ME! I WOULD LISTEN TO YOU IF YOU WERE ABLE TO SPEAK THE TRUTH, BUT THERE'S NO POINT!

Try believing them sometime. Oh come on, we all know it's more than simple friendship. Have you never realized how wrong it is?
Sometimes your gentleman act is most amusing.
tealala
Apr. 23rd, 2012 02:10 pm (UTC)
Once again you appear to be overreacting to someone disagreeing with your unfounded, illogical views. I really do feel that it is impossible to have a simple, rational conversation with you. It must not be a very peaceful life you live.


I do not feel there is anything to gain from believing false rumours.
We may be close friends, but that is only natural as I was tutoring the boy for the past 3 years while he stayed with me in London. There is nothing wrong with being friends with someone, even if they are younger than you.
I know. I know. ((tbh Layton is probably internally all baww oh no why does everything go wrong why does everyone I love have to leave me why did I make such allowances why couldn't I have done the right thing and not been a pedobear and I say this moment of anguish reminds me of a splendid puzzle, but he is eternally a smug derp))
I can hardly call it an act when I strive to adhere to it as truth.
trollscole
Apr. 26th, 2012 11:03 am (UTC)
THEY ARE TRUE IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE TRUTH THEN FUCK OFF AND TALK TO ONE OF YOUR BELOVED 'RATIONAL' AND 'LOGICAL' PEOPLE!

There is nothing to your arguments just denial, denial, denial! We both know their true! Or do we? Are you so sick minded you don't even know what you've been doing?!
He would be, but he would never say anything cos he's an emotionless fag. LOL
That is just not true.
tealala
Apr. 26th, 2012 03:52 pm (UTC)
It is not the truth; and naturally I, like any pleasant person, prefer conversing with people who are rational and logical, as opposed to the irrational and aggressive.

If I do not know what I have been doing then it is because I do not understand how you can possibly make such ridiculous accusations toward myself and the boy. But I believe I have already made this point. And I am of perfectly sound mind, and a particularly sharp one at that if I do say so myself.
Hence why he is so boring to write as lol.
((Lol Mr Whistler!!))
Say what you wish, it does not make it true.
trollscole
May. 4th, 2012 01:27 pm (UTC)
Well good for you , does it look like I care what you like?

Cut the crap, no matter how many times you deny it, I know it's true so save yourself the effort and admit your defeat!
((Yup! Such an awkward line lol))
IT DOES
tealala
May. 6th, 2012 03:17 am (UTC)
That much is entirely evident.

You cannot possibly know if any of your falsities are true, therefore your statements are invalid.
Honestly, I am afraid it is impossible to argue with such an irrational person such as yourself.
trollscole
May. 7th, 2012 07:18 am (UTC)
Good. So please STFU

I have photographic evidence. If you wont admit it, I will show the world.
And it's impossible to argue with a person as hypocritical and untruthful as you!
tealala
May. 7th, 2012 02:30 pm (UTC)
It would have the same impact if I were to admit your lies or if you were to produce this elusive "evidence", I see no point in either.
I will agree on the fact that it is impossible to argue with a hypocrite and a liar. When will you see sense and drop this pointless string of accusations?
trollscole
May. 12th, 2012 02:08 pm (UTC)
You don't have to admit it to the world, but I would show the pictures to the world.
You don't think it exists? Alright, I'll show it to you then!
http://herpingvonderpington.deviantart.com/#/d4zc2o7 ((ignore the fact it's been posted on deviantart...))
...
Will you never learn?! I know EVERYTHING
tealala
May. 13th, 2012 02:57 am (UTC)
............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
How did you...?
I thought there...
There was no way we could-
SHIT
Well...
It seems...
...it seems there is no use denying such... such evidence...
Please, please I implore you, do not release this- If- if not for the benefit of myself then certainly for that of the boy.
If it is money you want I will be more than happy to oblige you with it, or words to put you in better stead with London society, or... or anything really - just - just name your price I will provide it or arrange it or give it-
just... please, please don't do this.
trollscole
May. 19th, 2012 02:04 pm (UTC)
Hahaha

What a reaction.
Not so superior now are you? The intelligent, amazing Professor Layton, caught? It must feel awful seeing your secret out there in the open, in my hands. The damage I could cause with that!
Well...what to ask for!
I don't need any of those things, I already have all I could want, much more than you I'm sure.
No I'm sure there's something else you could give me...
tealala
May. 20th, 2012 01:55 pm (UTC)
My feelings or reactions is of no consequence, gloat all you wish.

Name your price or interest and I will provide it.
Whatever you ask for I will gladly give it, as long as it ensures your complete and irrevocable silence.
trollscole
May. 23rd, 2012 08:30 am (UTC)
They are of consequence to me, seeing you squirm is...delicious. ((Naturally, gotta put as many 'deliciouses' in as possible))

But I haven't thought of anything yet, there's no rush!
Hmm it is Wednesday today...
How about we work out the...details? Face to face? No need to arrange a meeting place, I know where you live. Hmm...I can squeeze you in an hour from now?

Edited at 2012-05-23 09:41 am (UTC)
tealala
May. 23rd, 2012 02:23 pm (UTC)
Well. Then I am... glad... my discomfort has some form of use for someone.

But you can't, there must be something or I'll never be rid of this, never be able to be at peace again. Why does life always end up like this? I'm- I'm going to see him again and now this happens? Why couldn't I have just- why couldn't I have just restrained myself? Then this wouldn't be happening, I wouldn't be constantly worrying, Clark would still be my friend, the boy would still be here, wouldn't be sad, I> wouldn't be so blastedly infatuated and... I would be able to think logically again. As she would have wanted.
I would rather you name your price as soon as possible.
That is small comfort, but very well, I would rather be washed clean of this situation at any cost and as soon as possible.
trollscole
May. 24th, 2012 11:41 am (UTC)
It certainly does! Be a gentleman and be upset more often for me will you darling?

Alright then I will drag it out as long as possible.
Dear me, not a situation you ever wished to be in is it? Don't worry I wont hurt you.
Wonderful, I'll be seeing you then! <3
tealala
May. 24th, 2012 03:13 pm (UTC)
I would- I am not in the habit of breaking appearances and feeling, nor do I wish to.

The danger of having a blackmailer...
No, it is not particularly one I have envisaged. My concerns are inconsequential, I am more concerned for the boy's welfare through... this.
Yes, well, I shall see you shortly and we may reach an arrangement that will put this to rest.
trollscole
Jun. 10th, 2012 01:21 pm (UTC)
((Live action now!))

*Climbs through window*
'Hello Professah' *looks round room* 'How uninspired. I see your tastes remain as dull as ever. But of course it's not like you'd ever change, is it?
tealala
Jun. 11th, 2012 01:05 am (UTC)
*He was writing at his desk prior to Descole trespassing, and so he'll whip around with just a tiny bit more force than necessary because he has been rather on edge for a while*
Oh.
Uh. *Gets up quickly to meet him* Well, welcome. I see... you've already let yourself in.
trollscole
Aug. 17th, 2012 11:29 am (UTC)
*Turns away huffily*
You look surprised to see me. Surely you couldn't have forgotten I'd be coming?
Haha I doubt it, I always do seem to have that affect on people, although they usually act more...pleased to see me. But I can hardly expect you to act any way normal.
*Is shamelessly snooping through Laytons stuff while saying this*
Well aren't you going to offer me some tea? Isn't that what you normally do, as the gentleman you are?
tealala
Aug. 17th, 2012 05:10 pm (UTC)
((Ha ha ha that's so Descole lol))

*Standing there awkwardly, dithering, wanting Descole to gtfa from his papers and rocks and archaeology stuff*
Oh... no, I hadn't, I just wasn't expecting.. well, I can hardly vouch for your own judge of character. Or your concept of 'normality'
...
What sort tea do you prefer, then? Ugh, sullying the good gentlemanly sport of tea-drinking... A smear on when Luke and I used to share tea here in the evening; we'd concoct up strange brews; it was all so... pleasant... *Sigh*
trollscole
Aug. 20th, 2012 12:17 pm (UTC)
((Yay! :D And Laytons perfect too!))

*Drops one of Laytons rocks, a bit breaks off it, and he sticks his face close to Laytons, bitchfacing him.*
Don't you try to be a dick. Not to me.
*relents, backing away from Layton and leans casually against his desk.*
*sigh* I'm sure you will sully the art of tea drinking.....But I'll have some Belle Classic. *mysterious smile*
tealala
Aug. 24th, 2012 04:31 pm (UTC)
((AWW SHUCKS))

*Eye twitches at the breaking of the 60,000 year old fossil that Descole drops, otherwise he tries to remain composed toward Descole even as he moves close to him; pokerface powers activate to the max!*
"Belle Classic?" What odd taste... "Very well then," *He moves awkwardly into the kitchen, still very wary of Descole, and fetches a mahogany box from the pantry before selecting a teacup - he'll hover over one which used to be Luke's before sadly shifting and picking another teacup and opening the box. Out comes a dash of Oasis Leaf, Brisk Berry, Belle Tart Seed - in they go to the teacup, along with water from a kettle which had already boiled only recently. Anyway, once it's finished he'll awkwardly present it to Descole."
"Well, I do hope it is to your liking. Belle classic is admittedly not my favourite, but I am practiced in making it."

((and that was quite possibly one of the most boring Layton things I've ever written))
trollscole
Aug. 26th, 2012 02:40 pm (UTC)
"I know you are" *Descole disparagingly takes the tea from Layton. He takes a sip of the tea and wham- is thrown right back into the past. Uncomfortable with this he puts the tea back down.
"I'll come back for that if I have the sudden urge to want to know what commoners drink"
*Not looking at Layton, feeling rather awkward and unsure, remembering, but sure as hell aint gonna show it.
*awkward silence*
"So. Lets get down to business."
((Well done!))
tealala
Aug. 26th, 2012 05:04 pm (UTC)
*Layton views him with vague concern at Descole's first remark, but shrugs it off; Descole seems to know everything, and this might even be a callous barb - Layton doesn't know, but it doesn't matter; he has bigger puzzles to solve. He's slightly offended by the commoners line, but overall he is incredibly anxious to get this issue taken care of - and that anxiousness bubbles over into the awkward silence, with which he will use to placidly place the tea back on his benchtop. He tenses visibly as Descole broaches the subject*
"Yes... of course." *He stands by the bench, awkwardly. "So... Name what you want for your silence, and I can arrange for it." *He looks down at his feet guiltily, remembering a flash of how wrong all he has done has been ((and all he'll be doing in the future if our other live-action is anything to go by...))*
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